Dags, That's How They Say it in Snatch

This is Boris as a pup trying to eat my hand. Bella is the ninety-three pound reddish mountain beneath us.

This is Abby. I think she weighs four pounds. She bit Bella on the nose but didn't mean it. She was scared. She's my parent's puppy. A brindle-colored dachshund. With huge teeth. The remote is there for scale.